i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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