Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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