Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize