I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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