Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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