"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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