Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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