talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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