we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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