You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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