Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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