Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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