so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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