hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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