Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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