just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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