Soap is not a condiment
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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