Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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