You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You are the jesus of drinking
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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