im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I fill condoms, not promises.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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