Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point đź’ś
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
Randomize
