I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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