She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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