Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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