i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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