if you like me you must not know who I am
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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