hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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