I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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