Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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