My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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