try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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