You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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