We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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