If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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