you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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