like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
do herpes really smell.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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