you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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