Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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