My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
