After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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