It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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