U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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