that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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