jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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