Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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