but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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