is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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