Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Bring me that man meat
Floor bacon is actually really good
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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