I wish I could punch you in the face.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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