So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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