Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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