So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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