Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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