Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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