I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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