Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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