and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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